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Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« on: November 17, 2014, 09:54:25 pm »
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/seals-caught-having-sex-penguins

Original title: Seals Caught Having Sex With Penguins
by Justine Alford
November 17, 2014

Many years ago, British explorer George Murray Levick caught Adélie penguins engaging in all sorts of debauchery, such as necrophilia, sexual coercion and sexual abuse of chicks. Now, scientists have observed fur seals trying to have sex with penguins.

This bizarre sexual behavior was actually first documented in 2006 when scientists spotted a fur seal trying to copulate with a king penguin on Marion Island, a remote and mostly barren island in the sub-Antarctic. Upon returning to the island to continue wildlife observations, scientists observed the strange act a further three times, which took them by surprise to say the least.

Traumatically for the penguins, some of the seals were thought to have successfully penetrated the victims’ cloacas during the act as blood was observed around the area afterwards.

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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #1 on: November 17, 2014, 09:55:05 pm »
Well, now, if other mammals do it, it must be natural and we should legalize it.

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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #2 on: November 18, 2014, 05:32:14 pm »
I read somewhere that dolphins sometimes kill fish and use their remains to masturbate with.
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #3 on: November 18, 2014, 05:59:11 pm »
Quote from: Dex4974 on November 18, 2014, 05:32:14 pm
I read somewhere that dolphins sometimes kill fish and use their remains to masturbate with.
Oh my....well now that is some info I could have gone all day without knowing.    :tongue2:
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #4 on: November 18, 2014, 06:30:08 pm »
Quote from: flowers on November 18, 2014, 05:59:11 pm
Oh my....well now that is some info I could have gone all day without knowing.    :tongue2:

I bet you'll never look at dolphins the same way again.  :silly:
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #5 on: November 18, 2014, 07:46:08 pm »
Quote from: Dex4974 on November 18, 2014, 06:30:08 pm
I bet you'll never look at dolphins the same way again.  :silly:
pretty much... :laugh:
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2014, 12:56:59 am »
Quote from: Dex4974 on November 18, 2014, 05:32:14 pm
I read somewhere that dolphins sometimes kill fish and use their remains to masturbate with.


Gives new meaning to why they called Flipper "Flipper"!
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2014, 01:00:00 am »
Quote from: Dex4974 on November 18, 2014, 05:32:14 pm
I read somewhere that dolphins sometimes kill fish and use their remains to masturbate with.

Why kill them? It is much better when they are alive.
 
I mean, so I have heard...you know...that's what I have been told...
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2014, 11:20:58 am »
Uh....isn't this the ONLY way new species are introduced?   








....other than extra-terrestrial intervention, that is.   :laugh:
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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2014, 11:21:39 am »
Quote from: 240B on November 19, 2014, 01:00:00 am

Why kill them? It is much better when they are alive.
 
I mean, so I have heard...you know...that's what I have been told...

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Re: Seals Caught Raping Penguins
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2014, 09:24:02 pm »
Quote from: Dex4974 on November 19, 2014, 11:08:43 am

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