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Kim Jong Un Executed 10 People for Watching Soap Operas

By Emily Zanotti on 10.29.14 | 4:32PM

 
Kim Jong Un has returned from his short absence (intelligence authorities now believe he had a substitute dictator as he recovered from had ankle surgery), and those who flouted his authority while he was unable to properly discipline them are paying the price. Ten North Korean officials have reportedly been executed because they tuned in to some South Korean soap operas to pass the time.


North Korean leader Kim Jong Un is seeking to erase the remaining influence of his dead uncle, executing about 10 senior Workers’ Party officials on charges from graft to watching South Korean soap operas, according to an aide to a South Korean lawmaker.

The deaths by shooting are part of Kim’s latest round of purges, said Lim Dae Sung, a secretary to ruling Saenuri Party lawmaker Lee Cheol Woo who attended a briefing at the National Intelligence Service yesterday in Seoul.

Apparently, Kim Jong Un's six weeks out of the spotlight proved to be terrible for approval ratings, and he's had to undertake a new round of executions to prove to North Korea that, despite falling victim to weak ankles, he's still in charge. He's also expanded his prison camps, and although a deputy minister had agreed to closer talks with South Korea, those talks have yet to happen, and North Korea threatened to call them off completely after South Korea distributed leaflets near the border between the two countries.

 

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Re: Kim Jong Un Executed 10 People for Watching Soap Operas
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2014, 10:48:01 am »
Talk about redundant..... :laugh:
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Re: Kim Jong Un Executed 10 People for Watching Soap Operas
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2014, 12:47:12 pm »
If he keeps killing all these people, he'll be "ronery" too.
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2014, 01:18:27 pm »
Hmmm... I wonder what are the names of these fabled Korean soap operas?
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2014, 01:21:11 pm »
Hmmm... I wonder what are the names of these fabled Korean soap operas?

"One Life to Live"?
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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2014, 01:24:24 pm »
"One Life to Live"?

"One Rife to Rive".
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2014, 01:37:56 pm »
"One Rife to Rive".

Or "Days of Our Rives"...
 
"Guiding Right"...
 
"Young and the Restress"...
 
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Re: Kim Jong Un Executed 10 People for Watching Soap Operas
« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2014, 03:46:46 pm »
This is not the action of a man firmly in charge of his country. This is a man desperately flailing to keep control of something swerving and careening dangerously off-course.
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Re: Kim Jong Un Executed 10 People for Watching Soap Operas
« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2014, 09:04:25 pm »
Are you sure the sorry soap opera wasn't the U.S. Congress?

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« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2014, 09:57:30 am »

Or "Days of Our Rives"...
 
"Guiding Right"...
 
"Young and the Restress"...

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