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You may be a Taliban, if --
« on: August 14, 2014, 05:00:40 PM »
You May Be a Taliban, If ...

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1.You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

3.You have more wives than teeth.

4.You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

5.You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6.You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

7.You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8.You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9.You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11.You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12.You've ever had a crush on your neighbor's goat.
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim tribute to patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. . . . reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
George Washington

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters."
Benjamin Franklin

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