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Offline NavyCanDo

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This is a School Lunch?
« on: August 13, 2014, 02:18:36 PM »
Looking at my son's Middle School lunch menue. Here is just the first few days. The rest of the month is not any better. There is no Kitchen in the districts elemetary and middle schools, so hot foods such as the sliders, or an occasional pizza are pre-made and brought into the school in portable heated carts.   

8/28
Lunch 1: Goldfish Bread w/ Sunbutter & Jelly & Cheese Stick
Lunch 2: Yogurt Boat w/Corn Muffin & Sunflower Seeds
8/29
Lunch 1: Goldfish Bread w/ Sunbutter & Jelly & Cheese Stick
Lunch 2: Yogurt Boat w/Corn Muffin & Sunflower Seeds
9/2
Lunch 1: Cheesy Bread Stick w/Marinara Dipping sauce
Lunch 2:   Cheeseburger Slider
9/3
Lunch 1: Hummus w// Cheese Stick, Vegetables & Crackers
Lunch 2: Chicken Nuggets
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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2014, 02:31:05 PM »
horrible.


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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2014, 02:58:48 PM »
That is  nutritionally unbalanced and just plain awful. Thanks, Mooch.

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Lunch 1: Goldfish Bread w/ Sunbutter & Jelly & Cheese Stick
Lunch 2: Yogurt Boat w/Corn Muffin & Sunflower Seeds
Where's the vegetable? Sunflower seeds? And hardly any protein. **nononono*
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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2014, 03:04:08 PM »
Puke....this is why I bought my grandsons lunchboxes and stuff to make lunches last year....they came home starving and complaining they hadn't eaten...hummus?....who eats that sh*t!

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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2014, 09:56:49 PM »
A huge reason my son is in the bottom 5% weight category - skin and bones.
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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2014, 10:08:38 PM »
Hummus is kind of nice - but it's not lunch!

They are kids. Need a lot of protein and fats. And where the hell are the veggies? Sure, a kid isn't going to enjoy a salad so much, but broccoli with cheese or cauliflower cheese? Never seen a kid that didn't scrape their plate and ask for more.
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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2014, 12:52:37 AM »
Vomit.

It's all beige!  Where is the broccoli?

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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2014, 07:46:45 AM »
Our old school lunch standby, pizza with a side of corn, somehow seems exceedingly nutritious and delicious!
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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2014, 07:53:07 AM »
Vomit.

It's all beige!  Where is the broccoli?

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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2014, 04:49:19 PM »
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Beginning in 2000, in cooperation with the Agricultural Research Service of the United States Department of Agriculture, SunGold Foods’ parent company, Red River Commodities, began a two-year project to develop a substitute for peanut butter that would be made from sunflower seeds.
The result of our tax dollars was this “sunbutter.”
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Re: This is a School Lunch?
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2014, 04:18:36 PM »
Does anybody remember the Hell the media gave to President Reagan admin about the "Ketchup is a vegetable" problem?
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