Q. What is the difference between pilots and pickles?
A. Pickles are all vinegar, not half piss.
Q. What happens when a pilot walks into the bar?
A. Don't be stupid, they don't walk.
Q. Did you hear the one about the Irish fighter pilot?
A. Yep, he plowed the road.
Q. Why did the fight pilot cross the road?
A. He was strafing the chicken.