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Offline rangerrebew

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Fighter Pilot Jokes
« on: August 06, 2014, 05:23:05 PM »
Fighter Pilot Jokes
Fighter Pilot Jokes
 Q.  How do you know your date with the fighter pilot is half over?
A.  He says "but enough about me - wanna hear about my plane?"

Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party?
A: He'll tell you.

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

Q: What's the difference between a fighter pilot and a jet engine?
A: A jet engine stops whining when the plane shuts down.

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Re: Fighter Pilot Jokes
« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2014, 05:29:59 PM »
Q. What is the difference between pilots and pickles?
A. Pickles are all vinegar, not half piss.

Q. What happens when a pilot walks into the bar?
A. Don't be stupid, they don't walk.

Q. Did you hear the one about the Irish fighter pilot?
A. Yep, he plowed the road.

Q. Why did the fight pilot cross the road?
A. He was strafing the chicken.
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Re: Fighter Pilot Jokes
« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2014, 06:01:59 PM »
A Rabbi, an Attorney and a Fighter Pilot are on a sinking cruise liner.

The Rabbi says "Oy vey! De children!  We must save de children!"

The Attorney says "F*** the children"...

The Fighter pilot says "Hmm....think we'll have time??".....

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