'Sex is for mortals and I am god so this is a blessing': Rapper who sliced off his own penis speaks out as he reveals doctors did not reattach it

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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2692922/Sex-mortals-I-god-blessing-Rapper-cut-penis-speaks-reveals-doctors-did-not-reattach-it.html

Andre Johnson, 40, chopped off his own penis inside a North Hollywood apartment about 1am on April 16 and then jumped from the second floor
Johnson, who goes by the stage name Christ Bearer, was reportedly high on PCP - known on the street as angel dust - at the time
He later claimed he was smoking marijuana and suffering from depression

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He later claimed he was smoking marijuana and suffering from depression

yikes

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from the comment section....

His name is Johnson, Now that is irony on a level I never knew existed.

[alicewonders]

"His name is Johnson, Now that is irony on a level I never knew existed."
Sometimes the jokes just write themselves. 

[Chieftain]

Too bad he didn't cut his own head off....it would be an effective way for him to lose 15 pounds of useless fat and cholesterol.......