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Re: Researcher Studying Duck Genitalia Shocked by Ire of Taxpayers
« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2014, 05:29:41 AM »
How can anyone not be fascinated by the concept of corkscrew shaped peni?

How did it come about? Was God simply bored by the time he got to ducks? I mean, it's God - and giving anything a corkscrew wang is just cruel, especially when the females tend to be the opposite thread.
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Re: Researcher Studying Duck Genitalia Shocked by Ire of Taxpayers
« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2014, 05:38:23 AM »
How can anyone not be fascinated by the concept of corkscrew shaped peni?

How did it come about? Was God simply bored by the time he got to ducks? I mean, it's God - and giving anything a corkscrew wang is just cruel, especially when the females tend to be the opposite thread.

He gave a corkscrew brain to Obama, why not a corkscrew wang for ducks?
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim tribute to patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. . . . reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
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Re: Researcher Studying Duck Genitalia Shocked by Ire of Taxpayers
« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2014, 05:39:52 AM »
He gave a corkscrew brain to Obama, why not a corkscrew wang for ducks?

Yeah - but it's harsh. I mean, ducks are useful for something.
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Re: Researcher Studying Duck Genitalia Shocked by Ire of Taxpayers
« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2014, 06:11:34 AM »
Yeah - but it's harsh. I mean, ducks are useful for something.

Great point!
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim tribute to patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. . . . reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
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