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Offline Chieftain

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Sheila Jackson Lee Reportedly Assaulted, Robbed
« on: July 07, 2014, 01:43:00 am »
MCALLEN, Texas (WNB) - Sources say Sheila Jackson Lee (RTRD-TX) was assaulted and robbed while visiting illegal aliens at a detention center in south Texas.

"She (Jackson Lee) was attacked with a lollipop by a suspected gang member when she bent over to hand candy to a child," said one detention center employee.

While receiving medical attention to extract the lollipop, the Congresswoman reportedly also noticed her purse and wristwatch were missing. "She was pretty pissed off. I saw her kick one little girl in the back."

Jackson Lee, like all Democrats, is staking her political future on the likelihood illegal immigrants will be given amnesty and the right to vote.

http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2014/07/sheila-jackson-lee-reportedly-assaulted-robbed.html

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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Reportedly Assaulted, Robbed
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2014, 02:30:49 am »
Is this for real?  I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing!   :silly: :silly: :silly:
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Reportedly Assaulted, Robbed
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2014, 03:09:44 am »
We can only hope.
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Reportedly Assaulted, Robbed
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2014, 03:15:08 am »
Quote from: alicewonders on July 07, 2014, 02:30:49 am
Is this for real?  I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing!   :silly: :silly: :silly:

Nah, it's satire.
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Reportedly Assaulted, Robbed
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2014, 03:34:52 am »
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Re: Sheila Jackson Lee Reportedly Assaulted, Robbed
« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2014, 12:43:02 pm »
Perhaps the young lady should take a concealed carry class.
She, after all, is a very valuable government asset.

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« Last Edit: July 07, 2014, 12:43:29 pm by Slide Rule »
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