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Obama Jokes White House Pastry Chef Puts Crack in His Pies
« on: June 30, 2014, 08:18:22 PM »
http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-TV/2014/06/30/Obama-Jokes-White-House-Pastry-Chef-Puts-Crack-In-His-Pies


 on Breitbart TV 30 Jun 2014, 3:13 PM PDT

Monday at the White House while hosting a reception to observe LGBT Pride Month, President Barack Obama call his White House Pastry Chef Bill Yosses "the crust master" because the president said, "I don't know what he does wether he puts crack in them." But the president continued he had to adopt a no weekday pie rule.

Laughing and applauding the first lady Michelle Obama added, "Theres no crack in our pies."

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Re: Obama Jokes White House Pastry Chef Puts Crack in His Pies
« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2014, 08:52:22 PM »
Hard to believe the Preezy of the United Steezy is making jokes about crack cocaine....or maybe not............

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Re: Obama Jokes White House Pastry Chef Puts Crack in His Pies
« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2014, 09:39:43 PM »
Simple Simon met a pieman,
Going to the fair;
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"Let me taste your ware".

Says the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Show me first your penny";
Says Simple Simon to the pieman,
"I've got a pen and a phone...."
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Re: Obama Jokes White House Pastry Chef Puts Crack in His Pies
« Reply #3 on: June 30, 2014, 10:32:59 PM »
"Video no longer available."

Apparently the President joking about crack is being scrubbed from the internet.   :whistle:
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Re: Obama Jokes White House Pastry Chef Puts Crack in His Pies
« Reply #4 on: July 01, 2014, 08:59:43 AM »
We already knew OBarry liked cocaine in snortable form, but sometimes you just want to smoke it, I suppose.   :shrug:
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