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Offline GourmetDan

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Ammo is Getting Scarce
« on: June 24, 2014, 06:25:39 PM »

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home but stopped at a quick stop to get some gas.  A drop-dead, gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.  She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, leaned in my passenger window, and said, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella.  Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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Offline Chieftain

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Re: Ammo is Getting Scarce
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2014, 07:55:10 PM »
In a barter economy.......


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