Historical Presidential Lies
Posted on June 20, 2014 by Jimmy the Torch | Leave a comment
President’s have been known to “Spin them,” now and again.
Never has their been an occupant at 1600 Pennsylvania ave, who based his complete career on the “Big Lie.”
◾We were attacked (in the Gulf of Tonkin)
◾I am not a crook
◾Read my lips – No New Taxes
I did not have sex with that woman… Miss Lewinski
GW Bush: Factually they did.
◾Iraq has weapons of mass destruction
◾I will have the most transparent administration in history.
◾The stimulus will fund shovel-ready jobs.
◾I am focused like a laser on creating jobs.
◾The IRS is not targeting anyone.
◾It was a spontaneous riot about a movie.
◾If I had a son.
◾I will put an end to the type of politics that “breeds division, conflict and cynicism”.
◾You didn’t build that!
◾I will restore trust in Government.
◾The Cambridge cops acted stupidly.
◾The public will have 5 days to look at every bill that lands on my desk
◾It’s not my red line – it is the world’s red line.
◾Whistle blowers will be protected in my administration.
◾We got back every dime we used to rescue the banks and auto companies, with interest.
◾I am not spying on American citizens.
◾Obama Care will be good for America.
◾You can keep your family doctor.
◾Premiums will be lowered by $2500.
◾If you like it, you can keep your current healthcare plan.
◾It’s just like shopping at Amazon.
◾I knew nothing about “Fast and Furious” gunrunning to Mexican drug cartels.
◾I knew nothing about IRS targeting conservative groups.
◾I knew nothing about what happened in Benghazi.
◾I have never known my uncle from Kenya who is in the country illegally and that was arrested and told to leave the country over 20 years ago.
◾And, I have never lived with that uncle. He finally admitted (12-05-2013) that he DID know his uncle and that he DID live with him.
And the biggest one of all: “I, Barrack Hussein Obama, pledge to preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States of America.”
I believe we have a winner!http://dancingczars.wordpress.com/2014/06/20/historical-presidential-lies/