humblegunner .. That you?
I had forgotten I still had this on my laptop.....you're an inspiration Mr. Close....
Heard of a website. loaded with users,
hacked up and ready to go
Heard of some porn links, over in Russia,
a place where nobody knows
My Mother’s basement, here in the darkness,
I'm getting used to it now
I pimped at DU, I pimped at HuffPo,
I've pimped all over this town
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fooling around
No time for Freeping, or more donations,
I ain't got time for that now
Posting my excerpt, to 1000 websites
hope for a hitcount some day
I got three logins, a couple of hand-socks,
you don't even know my real name
High on some spraypaint, the spam is loading,
everything's ready to roll
I sleep in the daytime, blogpimp in the nightime,
I might not ever get home
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fooling around
These ain’t no KOS Kids, or Weasel Zippers,
I ain't got time for that now
Heard about Pauly ? Heard about Marcos?
Heard about humblegunner?
You oughta know not to mess with pimpbusters
somebody Zot you out there
I got some pictures, some AP copy,
to last a couple of days
But I ain't got no lifestyle, ain't got no girlfriend, ain't got no reason to stay
Why make donations? Why post a real link?
Gonna be different this time
Can't write a letter, can't send a postcard,
I can't write nothing at all
This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
this ain't no fooling around
I'd like to rob you, steal all your passwords
I ain't got no time for that now
Trouble at login, got through the firewall,
we blended in with the crowd
We got computers, we're tapping users,
I know that ain't allowed
We dress like students, we dress like housewives,
or in our birthday suits
I changed my avatar, so many times now,
I don't know what I look like!
You make me shiver, I feel so tender,
we make a pretty good team
Don't get exhausted, I'll do some pimping,
you ought to get you some sleep
Got you the login, follow my directions,
then you should change your e-mail
Maybe tomorrow, maybe the next day,
whatever you think is best
Burned all my thumbdrives, what good are
thumbdrives? They won't help me survive
My chest is aching, burns like a furnace,
the burning keeps me alive
Try to stay stealthy, away from MinnMod,
don't want to catch no quick zots
Try to be careful, don't take no chances,
you better watch what you say….