I normally post jokes in the Members Only forum, but it seemed appropriate to post this one here
YOU MIGHT BE (OR HAVE BEEN) IN THE ARMY IF:You won't let your wife go to the movies because the laundry room failed inspection.
You have a fence set up around your house that even Rambo wouldn't want to mess with.
Lights out is at 2200hrs every night.
Your kids must perform ten push-ups before entering the dining room.
Your wife's favorite lipstick color is khaki.
Your kids wear a beret when they go out to play.
You cut the lawn in a pair of jungle boots.
Your dog's name is Ranger.
Your nicest set of clothes is your uniform.
You think waking up at 7 a.m. is sleeping in.
You've ever worn camouflage gear to a wedding.
You refer to sex with your wife as being "on maneuvers".
You spend your spare time polishing your boots.
Your family thinks there's nothing wrong when you disappear for a month.
All your friends are in the army, too.
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I hope all my brothers and sisters in arms have an enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. Drink a toast to those who are no longer with us.
SFC, 18D (Ret)
