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YOU MIGHT BE (OR HAVE BEEN) IN THE ARMY IF:
« on: May 25, 2014, 03:29:44 PM »
I normally post jokes in the Members Only forum, but it seemed appropriate to post this one here


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YOU MIGHT BE (OR HAVE BEEN) IN THE ARMY IF:

You won't let your wife go to the movies because the laundry room failed inspection.

You have a fence set up around your house that even Rambo wouldn't want to mess with.

Lights out is at 2200hrs every night.

Your kids must perform ten push-ups before entering the dining room.

Your wife's favorite lipstick color is khaki.

Your kids wear a beret when they go out to play.

You cut the lawn in a pair of jungle boots.

Your dog's name is Ranger.

Your nicest set of clothes is your uniform.

You think waking up at 7 a.m. is sleeping in.

You've ever worn camouflage gear to a wedding.

You refer to sex with your wife as being "on maneuvers".

You spend your spare time polishing your boots.

Your family thinks there's nothing wrong when you disappear for a month. :whistle:

All your friends are in the army, too.


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I hope all my brothers and sisters in arms have an enjoyable Memorial Day weekend. Drink a toast to those who are no longer with us.

SFC, 18D (Ret)
I wonder when the lies will stop and truth begin, even as grim as the truth may be. And then I remember that for 70 years, the reign of terror in Russia called itself "the people's government." We have so far to fall, yet we are falling fast and Hell yawns to receive us.


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