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Offline mountaineer

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Man held after attempting sex with ATM, picnic table
« on: May 20, 2014, 07:54:16 AM »
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Re: Man held after attempting sex with ATM, picnic table
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2014, 08:31:19 AM »
He should get some kind of penalty for early withdrawal........

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Re: Man held after attempting sex with ATM, picnic table
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2014, 08:50:29 AM »
I just don't want to know about the deposit.   :thud:
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Re: Man held after attempting sex with ATM, picnic table
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2014, 09:09:16 AM »
In other news, a coke machine was seen on Main Street running for its life....
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Re: Man held after attempting sex with ATM, picnic table
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2014, 09:12:26 AM »
Couldn't visualize the 'picnic table'.


....then I 'saw' the umbrella.    :whistle:
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