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A clown and a monkey walk into a bank ... and rob it
« on: May 17, 2014, 09:33:02 AM »
By Amanda Mangan | May 16, 2014 at 12:43PM
WV Metro News


BAKER, W.Va. — West Virginia State Police are searching for the armed suspects who robbed a bank in Hardy County dressed as a clown and a monkey.

Troopers said a woman wearing a black hoodie and a brown monkey mask and grey sweat pants entered Capon Valley Bank in Baker at just before 11 a.m. Wednesday. She was with a man wearing a clown mask with orange hair and a large clown suit.

The woman had a gun and demanded money. The pair took off in a blue vehicle heading east on Route 55 toward Route 48. The car was found a few minutes later on fire along Sauerkraut Road. The car was stolen from Mallory Ford in Winchester, Virginia.

The investigation continues.
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Re: A clown and a monkey walk into a bank ... and rob it
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2014, 10:02:41 AM »


This is too easy.

Concentrate in Amish country, Pennsylvania.  It's the town sheriff and the mayor's wife.    :whistle:
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Re: A clown and a monkey walk into a bank ... and rob it
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2014, 10:09:54 AM »
OMG...I knew I shouldn't have looked...but I did....yikes..

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Re: A clown and a monkey walk into a bank ... and rob it
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2014, 10:42:04 AM »

This is too easy.

Concentrate in Amish country, Pennsylvania.  It's the town sheriff and the mayor's wife.    :whistle:


you're absolutely correct!!  :silly:


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