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Published by: Robert Laurie on Wednesday May 7th, 2014

Somehow, this man STILL has a TV show.

You may know how to pronounce words, names, and places the proper way, but what if you want a show on MSNBC? Well, in that case, you may need to know how to pronounce them the Al Sharpton way.  In an effort to make sure you're ready for an important hosting job on a seldom-seen left-wing cable network, the fine folks at the Washington Free Beacon have assembled this style guide. 

We offer it here as a public service to any budding broadcasters who'd like to work with folks like Chris Matthews and Rachel Maddow.

Here's everything you'll need to know:

There you have it.  No facts, logic, or actual information is required.  All you need to do is pronounce things like Al does, and scream racism four or five times an hour.
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