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Offline Machiavelli

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« Last Edit: May 09, 2014, 05:09:24 pm by Machiavelli »

Offline Lando Lincoln

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This year's NFL draft picks include Ha Ha Clinton-Dix and Darqueze Dennard.

No, I'm not pulling your leg. Those are real names:

Green Bay Packers select Ha Ha Clinton-Dix No. 21 overall in the 2014 NFL draft

Cincinnati Bengals select Darqueze Dennard No. 24 overall in the 2014 NFL draft

Those Key & Peele parodies aren't that much of an exaggeration:


East/West College Bowl - Key & Peele


East/West College Bowl 2 - Key & Peele

Ha Ha is the nick for Ha'Sean.  Just sayin'.
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Ha Ha is the nick for Ha'Sean.  Just sayin'.

I know. I made a correction - and an addition.
« Last Edit: May 09, 2014, 05:10:30 pm by Machiavelli »

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Let's not forget that the "first draft choice" of the American people was Barack Hussein Obama.

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I can't wait to see him walking away from a very pancaked Russell Wilson, going "HA HA!" in Seattle during the season opener.

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Let's not forget that the "first draft choice" of the American people was Barack Hussein Obama.
You really had to mention that steaming pile of shit in a football thread? Really?
I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders (Note: Mattis did NOT say "BLEEP". He threw the F Bomb)

I didn't enlist in the Corps just to watch my country become a Third World Communist Shit-hole. Don't know anyone who did.