always bring a towel.
The machine is not functioning correctly. Instead of showing me how small I am, it shows me that I am the most important thing that has ever happened since creation. Thank you.
Why would you say the machine isn't functioning correctly? It's not capable of telling you what to think of the results, it merely presents the results - the data - it's up to you to draw your own conclusions. For example, as far as I'm concerned it's simply an interesting statistic; the data doesn't make me feel one way or the other about my, or our, position or role on Earth or in the Universe. But that's just my take.
For example, cats will catch and eat bunnies. That's a simple fact. Whether that's a good thing or a bad thing depends on whether you're a cat or a bunny; data itself is neither good nor bad, it simply is.