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Offline happyg

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NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« on: April 28, 2014, 03:59:12 PM »
A grim new photograph of Bill Clinton confirms the tragic truth - the former President is desperately frail and losing his courageous battle with heart problems and Parkinson's disease, friends fear. See the startling photo of Clinton and read why friends and loved ones believe the worst - that his health has taken a devastating downturn and there is no hope!

That's all there is, folks. You will have to go to the super market checkout to get the scoop! LOL!

http://www.globemagazine.com/story/1055

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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2014, 04:03:20 PM »
Alas - the Globe doesn't like dirty foreigners sullying their pristine web pages with their eyes.
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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2014, 04:23:12 PM »
Alas - the Globe doesn't like dirty foreigners sullying their pristine web pages with their eyes.

I thought I would lighten up things a bit... :shrug:

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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2014, 04:28:23 PM »
We will have to vote for the near widow Hillary to help her take her mind off of this heart break.

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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2014, 04:29:44 PM »
Bill is just dying to make Hillary the first female President. (Bad, I know.  And not entirely clever.)
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« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2014, 04:31:35 PM »
I thought I would lighten up things a bit... :shrug:

 **nononono*

I know. You are a very good person and like to joke. It's what makes life bearable.
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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2014, 04:49:42 PM »
I wonder what the reaction would be if they said he was dying from venereal disease and cocaine addiction?

They might sell as many copies as they do when they have alligator boys on the front page.   :smokin:
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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2014, 04:56:03 PM »
I wonder what the reaction would be if they said he was dying from venereal disease and cocaine addiction?

They might sell as many copies as they do when they have alligator boys on the front page.   :smokin:


You sound cynical...

For the progressive, there is very little to love about the United States. Washington, Jefferson, Madison? A bunch of rotten slaveholders, hypocrites, and cowards even when their hearts were in the right places. The Declaration of Independence? A manifesto for the propertied classes. The Constitution? An artifact of sexism and white supremacy. The sacrifices in the great wars of the 20th century? Feeding the poor and the disenfranchised into the meat-grinder of imperialism. The gifts of Carnegie, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, Morgan, Astor? Blood money from self-aggrandizing robber barons. Nat Rev

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« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2014, 05:06:08 PM »
You sound cynical...




HEY!

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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2014, 06:41:07 PM »
BJ's just has that "vegan look".
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« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2014, 08:23:22 PM »
Character still matters.  It always matters.

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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2014, 08:24:01 PM »
BJ's just has that "vegan look".

Yeah............I call that the "death warmed over" look.....
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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #12 on: April 28, 2014, 08:27:04 PM »
BJ's just has that "vegan look".

He sure does...he needs a steak!

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« Reply #13 on: April 28, 2014, 08:27:38 PM »
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the former President is desperately frail and losing his courageous battle with heart problems and Parkinson's disease
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Re: NO HOPE FOR DYING BILL CLINTON (The GLOBE)
« Reply #14 on: April 28, 2014, 09:34:46 PM »



Now we finally know who Obama's daddy -really- was!


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