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Offline Lando Lincoln

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For the progressive, there is very little to love about the United States. Washington, Jefferson, Madison? A bunch of rotten slaveholders, hypocrites, and cowards even when their hearts were in the right places. The Declaration of Independence? A manifesto for the propertied classes. The Constitution? An artifact of sexism and white supremacy. The sacrifices in the great wars of the 20th century? Feeding the poor and the disenfranchised into the meat-grinder of imperialism. The gifts of Carnegie, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, Morgan, Astor? Blood money from self-aggrandizing robber barons. Nat Rev

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #1 on: April 26, 2014, 08:53:43 PM »
A Greek Philosopher



You are a quiet soul who enjoys reading and writing above all else. You spend a lot of your time thinking about religion, philosophy and how to make the world a better place. Just like your past-self, you are likely to influence others around you
For the progressive, there is very little to love about the United States. Washington, Jefferson, Madison? A bunch of rotten slaveholders, hypocrites, and cowards even when their hearts were in the right places. The Declaration of Independence? A manifesto for the propertied classes. The Constitution? An artifact of sexism and white supremacy. The sacrifices in the great wars of the 20th century? Feeding the poor and the disenfranchised into the meat-grinder of imperialism. The gifts of Carnegie, Rockefeller, Vanderbilt, Morgan, Astor? Blood money from self-aggrandizing robber barons. Nat Rev

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #2 on: April 26, 2014, 09:00:36 PM »
Egyptian Royalty


ou were born to be a leader. You have a thirst for wealth and power, and you will do anything to get it and keep it. You RULE (quite literally)!!

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #3 on: April 26, 2014, 09:40:52 PM »
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #4 on: April 26, 2014, 09:43:28 PM »
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Your main goal in life is getting wealthy, and you don't care how you do it. You are head-strong and determined, and are bound to get exactly what you want!

Kind of ironic - I am descended from Vikings. Never gave a shit about wealth though.
Anyone who tells you you can't buy happiness has never been in a book store or an animal shelter.

You are the result of 3 billion years of evolutionary success. Act like it.

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #5 on: April 26, 2014, 09:48:56 PM »
Vikings did not have fillings. Although they did have 'crowns'. ba dum dum
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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #6 on: April 26, 2014, 09:54:08 PM »
I scored "Viking" and I am actually descended from Vikings.

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #7 on: April 26, 2014, 10:02:25 PM »
I scored "Viking" and I am actually descended from Vikings.

You know the old Viking joke?

Three longships are seen on the horizon. The first one comes dashing in, and virtually races up the beach. The Vikings leap out, shouting "Loot, Loot, Loot!"
The second comes in like a tidal wave, beaching even further up. The crew leaps out, shouting "Burn everything!"
The third ship comes in very slowly. It barely touches the shore. The crew hobble out. One says "Oh crap, we got rape again?"
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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #8 on: April 26, 2014, 10:12:44 PM »


You enjoy nothing more than disturbing the peace and causing havoc.
You're known for enjoying your drink and the company of others. Party hard!!

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2014, 10:21:34 PM »



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“It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere.” —Voltaire

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2014, 10:34:56 PM »
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You always did think too deeply, brother!  :beer:
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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #11 on: April 26, 2014, 10:39:22 PM »
You always did think too deeply, brother!  :beer:

Can't help it! Part of my makeup!  :beer:
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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #12 on: April 27, 2014, 12:12:12 AM »
Hannibal Lecter



You ate faces before it was trendy.



“[Euthanasia] is what any State medical service has sooner or later got to face. If you are going to be kept alive in institutions run by and paid for by the State, you must accept the State’s right to economize when necessary …” The Ministry of Fear by Graham Green (New York: Penguin Books [1943] 2005, p. 165).

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #13 on: April 27, 2014, 12:12:45 AM »
Hannibal Lecter



You ate faces before it was trendy.


There may be something wrong with this test.
“[Euthanasia] is what any State medical service has sooner or later got to face. If you are going to be kept alive in institutions run by and paid for by the State, you must accept the State’s right to economize when necessary …” The Ministry of Fear by Graham Green (New York: Penguin Books [1943] 2005, p. 165).

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Re: Who were you in a past life?
« Reply #14 on: April 27, 2014, 12:19:46 AM »
Uncanny!

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You are a creative soul who enjoys all forms of art, music, and poetry. You also have a deep concern for the world around you and believe in truth and peace. After taking all those drugs, no wonder you can't remember your past life!
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