Oh, the things people will do for publicity!
Married lesbian ‘throuple’ expecting first child
By David K. Li, Ny Post
April 23, 2014 | 1:55pm
Here come the brides!
Three Massachusetts lesbians got hitched and are now expecting their first child. The nuptials of Doll, Kitten and Brynn Young were held this past August, with all three brides wearing white and traditional wedding veils.
Brynn and Kitten were married 2 ½ years ago in the Bay State, before adding Doll to their household mix.
“I cried watching Doll and Kitten walk down the aisle towards me with their dads,” Brynn, a computer programmer, told The Sun newspaper of London.
“After we said our vows, Doll and Kitten kissed me first then each other.”
The state of Massachusetts doesn’t recognize three-way marriage – but these women insist their unconventional union is very real to them.
“In our eyes we are married,” said Brynn, 34. “We had specialist lawyers draw up paperwork so our assets are equally divided.”
The youngest of the three wives, 27-year-old Kitten, is six months pregnant with an unknown sperm donor.
“The three of us have always wanted kids and wanted to grow our family,” said Kitten.
All three women sleep in the same bed, and have sex as a threesome and in pairs, according to The Sun.
“We all have time together but it’s also important for each pair of people to nurture their individual relationships,” said Doll, 30.
Sorry, the middle one clearly is a guy.
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