Author Topic: White House looks to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda  (Read 319 times)

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These people will never stop...

... until they -are- "stopped".

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Obama has his phone and his pen. Which one is he going to jam up the cow's backside?
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So what now? Are we going to have a Fed'l regulation that gives ranchers allowances for a number of cow farts? And an agency that checks on them to make sure their cows (and steers) don't exceed their flatulence quota?

Maybe we're just too stupid to deserve to survive.  :chairbang:

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It kind of makes me wonder why we didn't have "global warming" back when buffalo roamed in the millions? :shrug:
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Exactly which group of "environmentalists" are doing this?
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They're going to tax dairy farmers per head of dairy cows and bulls.....no different than using a toll road.

The price of dairy is going to rise.

Soon....dog and cat owners will be paying a waste tax every time you purchase food or litter.
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Great! So now we have a cow's bootie regulated by a horse's ass!  :whistle:
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First, they came for the cows....  *bouche*
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Great! So now we have a cow's bootie regulated by a horse's ass!  :whistle:

And dairy or beef farmer's booties being examined by another part of the horse ....  :smokin:
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