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Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« on: March 20, 2014, 05:03:54 PM »
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Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China

 [The Lapine] :: [Excerpt:] Elated by his success in reclaiming Crimea for the Russian Republic, President Vladmir Putin is setting his sights on further expansion. His next target is Alaska. “Alaska is legitimate Russian territory, just like Crimea,” asserted Kremlin spokesman Ivan Protopopoff. “It should be returned to the Motherland.” [More at the link.] :: #spoof
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Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2014, 05:15:44 PM »
This may not be a parody down the road. Is it on the onion as well?
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Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2014, 05:36:38 PM »
The best parodies are those which are closest to the truth.
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Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2014, 07:51:25 PM »
almost had a heart attack when i read the headline!


Talk about being able to see Russia from your windows
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Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2014, 09:01:45 PM »
He may do it..
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Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2014, 09:16:29 PM »
One of the talking heads on Fox suggested that since Putin has declared a responsibility to defend Russian speaking people all over the world, his next stop might well be Brooklyn.....

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Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2014, 10:47:24 PM »
One of the talking heads on Fox suggested that since Putin has declared a responsibility to defend Russian speaking people all over the world, his next stop might well be Brooklyn.....

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I wouldn't laugh at that one

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Re: Putin Plans to Reclaim Alaska, Could Sell it to China
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2014, 11:15:37 PM »
Just listen to the words, he is describing America perfectly
 
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