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What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?

You got: Meryl Streep

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Talented, driven, independent: Those are three words that describe you perfectly. Regardless of how old you really are, only one of the most talented actresses of all time will be able to do you justice. Casting a three-time Oscar winner sounds pretty good, doesn’t it?

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #1 on: March 20, 2014, 09:58:15 AM »
Can I call sexism on this?  :shrug:


You got: Mindy Kaling

Sharp, witty, and effervescent, you’re always looking to make new friends. You’re career-driven but have a vibrant social life outside your job, so you need someone who can generate some chuckles, but with style. Miss Mindy Kaling is the perfect casting choice.

Still - it fits, someone I never heard of.
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #2 on: March 20, 2014, 10:03:39 AM »
I got Meryl Streep, too. Many years ago, a group of us were working on a litigation project at a law firm and we decided to cast an imaginary movie about the lawsuit. We decided Sela Ward should play me.  :laugh:
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #3 on: March 20, 2014, 10:41:17 AM »
You got: Sandra Bullock

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Charming, stunning, and bubbly, you light up the room any time you walk in. You can shift from cracking a joke to buckling down and getting serious when a task is at hand, so you need an actress with range. She’s got an Oscar and is America’s sweetheart, so Sandra Bullock it is!
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #4 on: March 20, 2014, 11:57:28 AM »
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You got: Penelope Cruz
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Hello, gorgeous. You’re beautiful inside and out, and can kick some serious ass. You’re going to need a seriously talented woman to portray your strength and charisma. Academy Award-winner Penelope Cruz is the perfect choice.

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #5 on: March 20, 2014, 11:58:56 AM »
You got: Sandra Bullock

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Charming, stunning, and bubbly, you light up the room any time you walk in. You can shift from cracking a joke to buckling down and getting serious when a task is at hand, so you need an actress with range. She’s got an Oscar and is America’s sweetheart, so Sandra Bullock it is!

I really like Sandra Bullock!
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #6 on: March 20, 2014, 12:01:56 PM »
Can I call sexism on this?  :shrug:


You got: Mindy Kaling

Sharp, witty, and effervescent, you’re always looking to make new friends. You’re career-driven but have a vibrant social life outside your job, so you need someone who can generate some chuckles, but with style. Miss Mindy Kaling is the perfect casting choice.

Still - it fits, someone I never heard of.

Dittos on the sexism!

I've never heard of Mindy Kaling, either.   :whistle:
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #7 on: March 20, 2014, 02:34:37 PM »
I got Mindy Kaling.

Well she would have to shave her hair, grow a mustache, and drink more beer to develop a 42 waste line – but if she could do all of that Mindy Kaling I guess could play me.
Frankly I never heard of her.  But I never heard of an “ EMOJI”  the first question either.
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2014, 02:46:34 PM »
Hey guys...embrace your feminine side.... :bolt:

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2014, 03:09:28 PM »
Hey guys...embrace your feminine side.... :bolt:

I far prefer to embrace a female  :whistle:
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« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2014, 04:08:01 PM »
Hey guys...embrace your feminine side.... :bolt:

I tried that once. It didn't work out.
I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders (Note: Mattis did NOT say "BLEEP". He threw the F Bomb)

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2014, 04:08:27 PM »
I far prefer to embrace a female  :whistle:
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I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders (Note: Mattis did NOT say "BLEEP". He threw the F Bomb)

I didn't enlist in the Corps just to watch my country become a Third World Communist Shit-hole. Don't know anyone who did.

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #13 on: March 20, 2014, 07:55:15 PM »



God is going to get you for this.
I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

Marine General James Mattis, to Iraqi tribal leaders (Note: Mattis did NOT say "BLEEP". He threw the F Bomb)

I didn't enlist in the Corps just to watch my country become a Third World Communist Shit-hole. Don't know anyone who did.

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #14 on: March 20, 2014, 08:05:55 PM »
OMG...not the Duke.... :thud:

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2014, 08:26:51 PM »
I far prefer to embrace a female  :whistle:


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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2014, 04:26:21 AM »
God is going to get you for this.


   I'm pretty sure the Deity has a sense of humor .. Look what He let us elect..

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2014, 10:07:51 AM »

   I'm pretty sure the Deity has a sense of humor .. Look what He let us elect..
Good point!  :silly:
I come in peace, I didn't bring artillery.  But I am pleading with you with tears in my eyes:  If you bleep with me, I'll kill you all.

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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2014, 11:09:39 AM »
I think Margery Main (tug boat Annie) comes closest to me. 000hehehehe
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2014, 11:19:40 AM »



You got: Emma Stone

Well hey there, sassafras! You’re the life of the party, the center of attention, and the spotlight is always on you.
You’re going to need a larger-than-life actress to bring your life onto movie screens.
The charming Emma Stone is a pitch-perfect casting choice.
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Re: What Actress Would Play You In The Movie Version Of Your Life?
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2014, 01:42:43 PM »



You got: Emma Stone

Well hey there, sassafras! You’re the life of the party, the center of attention, and the spotlight is always on you.
You’re going to need a larger-than-life actress to bring your life onto movie screens.
The charming Emma Stone is a pitch-perfect casting choice.


You rigged it to get a red-head  :silly:  :nono: **nononono*
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