The cat lady is my answer? I've never had a cat and don't want one now!
It sure pegged me, but what I can't figure out is that there were no questions involving cats.
You sound like my brother, he says he doesn't like cats, that he's a DOG person. Yet, a couple of times I've caught him petting my Dad's cat as it rubs around his legs. When he sees that I've caught him, he'll say, "That's a nice puppy."