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U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
« on: March 18, 2014, 04:24:29 PM »
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2014/03/us-freezes-putins-netflix-account.html

March 18, 2014
U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
Posted by Andy Borowitz



WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what was described as a major ramping up of sanctions, Secretary of State John Kerry announced on Tuesday that the United States had frozen Russian President Vladimir Putin’s Netflix account, effective immediately.

“Unless and until Mr. Putin calls off the annexation of Crimea, no more ‘House of Cards’ or ‘Orange Is the New Black’ for him,” Mr. Kerry said. “The United States will not stand by and reward the annexation of another sovereign nation with a policy of streaming as usual.”

While all of the sanctions Mr. Kerry announced on Tuesday were Netflix-related, he warned Mr. Putin that “nothing is off the table.”

“I’m sure I don’t need to remind the Russian President that ‘Game of Thrones’ is about to come back for another season,” he said. “As I have said, this thing could get very ugly, very fast.”

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Re: U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 11:16:50 PM »
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Re: U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2014, 11:19:30 PM »
I thought this was funny and surprised no one posted on it....oh well..lol

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Re: U.S. Freezes Putin’s Netflix Account
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2014, 03:22:20 AM »
I thought this was funny and surprised no one posted on it....oh well..lol

Because, the way things are now, I couldn't be certain that it was a parody.......    :shrug:


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