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HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
« on: March 05, 2014, 01:56:23 PM »


1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5.. Your PC will ask you: 'Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama?'

6. Firmly Click 'YES'

7. Feel better?

GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.

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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2014, 02:07:46 PM »
Make sure you turn up the volume on your computer so you can hear that crumpling paper sound as Barack OPapaDoc is smooshed into a useless wad and forgotten.
"She only coughs when she lies."

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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2014, 02:49:19 PM »
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Re: HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK
« Reply #3 on: March 05, 2014, 06:34:10 PM »
LOVE IT!   :laugh:
"January 20th 2017 will be remembered as the day the people became the rulers of this nation again."  --  President Donald J. Trump


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