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BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« on: March 02, 2014, 04:48:22 PM »

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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #3 on: March 02, 2014, 07:55:31 PM »
[[ Breaking! John Kerry headed to Ukraine...]]

Put him on a bus to Crimea.
They'll know what to do with him!

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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #4 on: March 02, 2014, 07:59:55 PM »
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #7 on: March 02, 2014, 08:21:22 PM »
They are just as likely to shoot him as look at him.


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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #9 on: March 02, 2014, 08:48:55 PM »
 Are they short on Botox in the Ukraine?
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #10 on: March 02, 2014, 08:53:03 PM »
Are they short on Botox in the Ukraine?

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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #11 on: March 02, 2014, 09:28:23 PM »
He is going to kiss, and beg, and ugly them to death.
 
And when he demands, "Do you know who I am!?"
 
They will all say, 'Yes'.
 
We know who you are. We just don't give a shit.
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #12 on: March 03, 2014, 07:44:19 AM »
Are they short on Botox in the Ukraine?
Maybe Teresa will accompany him. Something about vodka ...
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #13 on: March 03, 2014, 01:20:36 PM »
Maybe Teresa will accompany him. Something about vodka ...

Maybe they are taking thousands of cases of squeeze catsup for the people of Ukraine to defend themselves with. :whistle:
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2014, 04:11:29 PM »
I remember an episode of Star Trek, a Federation diplomat was caught between two planets which fought via coordinates.
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2014, 09:47:15 AM »
I will betcha Kerry told Russia to please, please stop acting like you were being aggressive just until after midterms elections. He probably paid them boo coo bucks and promised him full commie takeover world wide -with America in line next- if he just hushes his mouth for now.
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2014, 02:39:06 PM »
I will betcha Kerry told Russia to please, please stop acting like you were being aggressive just until after midterms elections. He probably paid them boo coo bucks and promised him full commie takeover world wide -with America in line next- if he just hushes his mouth for now.

I might be a little kooky thinking this way, but when Obama leaves I believe we are going to discover dozens of secret deal he has made with leaders all over the world which we know nothing about now. But that's just me.
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2014, 06:40:12 AM »

I might be a little kooky thinking this way, but when Obama leaves I believe we are going to discover dozens of secret deal he has made with leaders all over the world which we know nothing about now. But that's just me.

No it isn't!! :nono:
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Re: BREAKING>>>>John Kerry headed to Ukraine
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2014, 07:05:43 AM »
They should have sent Lurch's boogeyman, "Genngghis Khan". His son, grandsons and generals knew how to handle Russians.
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