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BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« on: February 28, 2014, 10:15:04 PM »
In yesterday’s much-anticipated interview with Oprah, Beyoncé finally admitted she was a member of the New World Order, also known as the Illuminati. Rumors have swirled since the episode’s taping; many fans wondered why Oprah never questioned the star about her alleged Illuminati ties and commented that it might be due to Oprah’s own participation in Illuminati activities.

Less than three seconds into the interview, Oprah turned to Beyoncé and said, “So, you know what I’m gonna say to you … the Illuminati.” From there, Bey delved into her beginnings with the group, their assistance in her rise to fame, and her recent promotion to the highest ranks of the order.

Beyoncé says she finally came clean after feeling guilty over all the undue credit she’s been given. “People keep thinking I’m this magical ageless beauty, when really that’s the result of consuming all these blood sacrifices.” Oprah interjected, “You still work hard, and you’re raising a beautiful daughter.” Beyoncé remained critical: “People ask me how I juggled my career and pregnancy without understanding that reptilian pregnancies last only two months.”

Oprah’s surprised reaction following this statement has been deemed inauthentic by fans. As godmother to Blue Ivy, she would have presumably been present at both the conception ritual and birth ceremony.

The pinnacle of the interview was when Oprah solemnly asked if the Illuminati was behind the death of Whitney Houston. “Yes, that was us. I was there for that. But at the time I felt, in my heart, that that was what she would have wanted,” said Beyoncé.

“She had a good run.”

When it came time to discuss husband Jay-Z’s possible ties to the Illuminati, Beyoncé said, “That’s something I’d like to keep private. I don’t like to air my family affairs out in the open.”

“You’re keeping something for yourself?” replied Oprah. “Yes, exactly.”

Asked if she’d do anything differently looking back, Beyoncé says, “I can’t say so for sure. I’m a different person now. I became the queen that I am through this process and I’ve learned a lot from my mistakes.” Oprah recanted, “I’ve had some of my greatest revelations through my biggest failures.” The two then smiled at each other knowingly.

The interview delved only briefly into current Illuminati plans. Oprah asked, “Do you think the Illuminati will succeed in destroying world governments and world economies?” Beyoncé smiled coyly, “We’ll just have to wait and find out.”

At the end of the interview, Oprah held Beyoncé’s hand in hers and whispered, “Thank you for being so brave.” Then the two embraced and turned to a cheering audience while flashing the devil’s sign and smiling.

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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2014, 08:40:32 AM »
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reptilian pregnancies last only two months
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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2014, 08:48:23 AM »
Beyoncé, who?
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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2014, 09:34:37 AM »
Beyoncé, who?

The Beyoncé Obama said was such a good model for his daughters. :thud:
Abraham Lincoln:

There is no grievance that is a fit object of redress by mob law.
--January 27, 1838 Lyceum Address

Don't interfere with anything in the Constitution. That must be maintained, for it is the only safeguard of our liberties. And not to Democrats alone do I make this appeal, but to all who love these
great and true principles.
--August 27, 1856 Speech at Kalamazoo, Michigan

Let us then turn this government back into the channel in which the framers of the Constitution originally placed it.
--July 10, 1858 Speech at Chicago

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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2014, 09:51:15 AM »
Is this for real?

I think we have entered the twilight zone. Wait let me go read this, it is from the Onion, right?
"The Tea Party has a right to feel cheated.

When does the Republican Party, put in the majority by the Tea Party, plan to honor its commitment to halt the growth of the Federal monolith and bring the budget back into balance"?

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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2014, 09:52:59 AM »
Is this for real?

I think we have entered the twilight zone. Wait let me go read this, it is from the Onion, right?

She got her information from Obama, and is following his lead.

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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2014, 09:53:01 AM »

reptilian pregnancies last only two months
 :laugh:

I knew it! I just knew it! Do we finally have evidence that ValJar is an alien radical medusa witch?
"The Tea Party has a right to feel cheated.

When does the Republican Party, put in the majority by the Tea Party, plan to honor its commitment to halt the growth of the Federal monolith and bring the budget back into balance"?

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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2014, 10:06:27 AM »
I knew it! I just knew it! Do we finally have evidence that ValJar is an alien radical medusa witch?

yep....and Joe Biden was indeed the model for Jar-Jar Binks......

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Re: BEYONCÉ ADMITS TO BEING A MEMBER OF THE ILLUMINATI
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2014, 10:12:40 AM »
yep....and Joe Biden was indeed the model for Jar-Jar Binks......

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"The Tea Party has a right to feel cheated.

When does the Republican Party, put in the majority by the Tea Party, plan to honor its commitment to halt the growth of the Federal monolith and bring the budget back into balance"?


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