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Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« on: February 24, 2014, 05:38:11 PM »

Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
By Howard Portnoy on February 23, 2014 at 10:58 am 



 


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And here you thought Barack Obama was the only member of his administration with a rapist’s rapier wit! Yeah, think again. The U.S. Department of Commerce has come out with a positively hilarious piece on strategies for dealing with the 2014 icicle surplus. See, the joke here is we have all these icicles hanging around (in both senses) in the aftermath of the polar vortex that brought record cold snaps to many parts of the country. The Commerce Department, which apparently has nothing better to do than create cartoons on weather phenomena, commissioned this rib-tickler, which the New York Times was willing to publish.

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Notice that one of the recommended applications is “dispatching climate change deniers” (upper right). Hey, what’s wrong? Can’t you take a joke? What are you gonna do — just sit there and pout because you’re too thin-skinned to take some harmless ribbing?

Obama pouty face

In the meantime, here’s some real hilarity for you. The polar vortex isn’t done bringing sub-0 temperatures to the Midwest and Northeast. Oh, my aching sides!

Read more at http://libertyunyielding.com/2014/02/23/fed-jokes-using-icicles-kill-climate-change-deniers/#HYWzjLMGZzZf0ZB0.99
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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2014, 05:41:10 PM »
here's the cartoon:




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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2014, 05:42:50 PM »
just for funsies, here's the pouty face:




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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2014, 06:21:23 PM »
Polar Vortex storms and named winter storms keep this guy





looking busy.
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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #4 on: February 24, 2014, 06:23:41 PM »
just for funsies, here's the pouty face:





He is the biggest baby.  :baby: Faux News does not like me
"The Tea Party has a right to feel cheated.

When does the Republican Party, put in the majority by the Tea Party, plan to honor its commitment to halt the growth of the Federal monolith and bring the budget back into balance"?

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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #5 on: February 24, 2014, 06:41:43 PM »
Love your little graphics, Gazoo.

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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2014, 06:49:57 PM »
Love your little graphics, Gazoo.

lol it's not my graphic it's in the [more] while posting; under the graphics here.
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"The Tea Party has a right to feel cheated.

When does the Republican Party, put in the majority by the Tea Party, plan to honor its commitment to halt the growth of the Federal monolith and bring the budget back into balance"?

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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #7 on: February 25, 2014, 09:14:04 AM »
Isn't the WH kept at 76-78 degrees because Obama doesn't like the cold?  That's a bad waste of money to have the temperature set that high - for everyone else - says Obama. :peeonobama:
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim tribute to patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. . . . reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
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Re: Fed jokes about killing climate change deniers
« Reply #8 on: February 25, 2014, 09:26:03 AM »
Isn't the WH kept at 76-78 degrees because Obama doesn't like the cold?  That's a bad waste of money to have the temperature set that high - for everyone else - says Obama.
He's pining for the warmth of Indonesia. Er, Africa.  Er, Hawaii. You know, his homeland.

Reminds me of Barbra Steisand setting the a/c in her California home at a freezing cold level so that she could have a fire going in the fireplace at the same time. How cozy!
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