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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #1 on: February 17, 2014, 06:36:43 PM »
Congressional phones should be ringing with job offers.
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #2 on: February 17, 2014, 07:32:57 PM »
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #3 on: February 17, 2014, 07:59:02 PM »
Who would have ever thought we would run into a national shortage of goofy bastards..........

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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2014, 08:37:36 PM »
As a person that suffers from clownphobia, I am not sorry to hear of this trend.  I will sleep easier tonight. 
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2014, 08:18:43 AM »
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2014, 08:37:40 AM »
Who would have ever thought we would run into a national shortage of goofy bastards..........

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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2014, 09:06:51 AM »
As a person that suffers from clownphobia, I am not sorry to hear of this trend.  I will sleep easier tonight.

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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2014, 09:12:46 AM »
With Obamaeconomics and TheLongLeggedMackDaddyDepression, even the clowns give up. How sad.
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2014, 09:31:00 AM »
There wouldn't be a shortage if we hadn't elected so many of them to public office.
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2014, 09:32:18 AM »
The circus in DC is always looking for new clowns.
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2014, 10:23:35 AM »
Coulrophobia

Thanks.  Now I know my phobia has a real name - although "clownphobia" seems more logical.  Coulrophobia initially made me think of a fear of Ann Coulter.

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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2014, 10:25:59 AM »
There wouldn't be a shortage if we hadn't elected so many of them to public office.

 :amen: to that!!!

Hopefully a few of them will be looking for new jobs soon!
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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2014, 10:26:26 AM »
Just think, guaranteed jobs for all the democrats who get fired in Nov.

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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2014, 08:13:07 PM »
Just think, guaranteed jobs for all the democrats who get fired in Nov.

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Re: National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2014, 01:30:56 AM »
Be fair. They have trained for it.

They've been born and bred for it!


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