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This is a thread which is in no way or form related to Redheads
« on: February 06, 2014, 09:50:12 PM »
"While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats."
(Mark Twain, humorist/writer)
 
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds.       
Q. What do you call a redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal.   
Q. What do redheads make for dinner?
A. Reservations.   
Q. Why do guys date blondes?
A. All the redheads are taken.   
Q. How can you tell when a redhead has been using a finicky computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the computer monitor.   
Q. Why aren't there more redhead jokes?
A. Someone made the mistake of telling them to a redhead.   
Q. What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.   
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something...    
Q. What’s safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools.
Q. Why do redheads really like their hair color?
A. It does the same thing for the men it does for the bulls.
Q. Why didn't Indians scalp redheads?
A. They knew better.
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead.
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
Q. How many redheads does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. One -- she holds the bulb while the world revolves around her.
Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a barracuda?
A. Nail polish.
Q. What's the difference between a redhead and a pit bull?
A. The pantsuit.
Q. What's black-and-blue and lies on the sidewalk?
A. A guy who tells too many redheaded jokes.
Q. Why is it better to date a blonde than a redhead?
A. You can ignore a blonde safely.
Q. How do you remember a redhead's birthday?
A. Forget it once.
Q. How is a redhead like a tennis racquet?
A. They're both high-strung.
Q. What do redheads and razor-wire have in common?
A. Handle both with care.
Q. What do you call a redhead guy who works at a bakery?
A. A ginger bread man!
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So redheads can understand them
Q. What's shorter then an ant?
A. A redhead's temper
(Thanks Chelsea, a redhead)
 
 
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Re: This is a thread which is in no way or form related to Redheads
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 09:55:35 PM »

 
LAUREN BACALL- born September 16, 1924) is an American film and stage actress and model, known for her distinctive husky voice and sultry looks.
She first emerged as leading lady in the film noir genre, including appearances in The Big Sleep (1946) and Dark Passage (1947), as well as a comedian in How to Marry a Millionaire (1953) and Designing Woman (1957). Bacall has also worked in the Broadway musical, gaining Tony Awards for Applause in 1970 and Woman of the Year in 1981. Her performance in the movie The Mirror Has Two Faces (1996) earned her a Golden Globe Award and an Academy Award nomination.

 
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Re: This is a thread which is in no way or form related to Redheads
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 10:02:21 PM »
This is Lauren Bacall




that looks like Marlene Dietrich

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Re: This is a thread which is in no way or form related to Redheads
« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 03:19:17 PM »
“[Euthanasia] is what any State medical service has sooner or later got to face. If you are going to be kept alive in institutions run by and paid for by the State, you must accept the State’s right to economize when necessary …” The Ministry of Fear by Graham Green (New York: Penguin Books [1943] 2005, p. 165).

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"The Tea Party has a right to feel cheated.

When does the Republican Party, put in the majority by the Tea Party, plan to honor its commitment to halt the growth of the Federal monolith and bring the budget back into balance"?

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Re: This is a thread which is in no way or form related to Redheads
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2014, 07:25:39 PM »
“[Euthanasia] is what any State medical service has sooner or later got to face. If you are going to be kept alive in institutions run by and paid for by the State, you must accept the State’s right to economize when necessary …” The Ministry of Fear by Graham Green (New York: Penguin Books [1943] 2005, p. 165).


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