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Offline pjohns

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North Korea puts a man on the sun
« on: January 25, 2014, 11:28:14 PM »
Okay, it is (obviously) tongue-in-cheek.  Sort of like an article from The Onion.

Still, I find it rather humorous:

THE STATE News Agency of North Korea has confirmed today that the country has become the first in the world to ever land a man on the sun.

It reported that astronaut Hung Il Gong left for the sun on a specially designed rocket ship at approximately 3am this morning.

Hung, who traveled alone, reached his destination some four hours later, landing his craft on the far side of the lonely star. ...

It is understood that the 17-year-old ‘space explorer’ traveled at night to avoid being engulfed by the suns rays, and that this genius approach has brought the soviet state to the top of the global space rankings.

While on the sun, Mr. Hung collected sun spot samples to bring back to his supreme leader as a present.

Here is the link:  North Korea Lands First Ever Man On The Sun, Confirms Central News Agency | Waterford Whispers News

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