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Irony 1 and irony 2
« on: January 20, 2014, 04:56:11 AM »

 IRONY 1 & IRONY 2



 Irony 1 - "We are told to NOT judge ALL Muslims by the actions of a few lunatics."
  BUT on the other hand… "We are also encouraged TO judge ALL Gun Owners by the actions of a few lunatics."  ... Now, just HOW is that  supposed to work...?



Irony 2 - The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 47 million people as of the most recent figures available in 2013. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S. Department of the Interior, asks us "Please Do Not Feed the Animals."  Their stated reason for the policy is because "The animals will grow dependent on handouts and will not learn to take care of themselves."



Thus Ends Today's Lesson On Irony!
Constitutions are not designed for metaphysical or logical subtleties, for niceties of expression, for critical propriety, for elaborate shades of meaning, or for the exercise of philosophical acuteness or judicial research. They are instruments of a practical nature, founded on the common business of human life, adapted to common wants, designed for common use, and fitted for common understandings.

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Re: Irony 1 and irony 2
« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2014, 05:02:52 AM »
So long as I'm Commander-in-Chief, we will sustain the strongest military the world has ever known. When you take off the uniform, we will serve you as well as you've served us - because no one who fights for this country should have to fight for a job, or a roof over their head, or the care that they need when they come home.

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Of course, we're going to gut your pensions to keep food stamps and welfare going ....
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Re: Irony 1 and irony 2
« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2014, 05:09:10 AM »

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Re: Irony 1 and irony 2
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2014, 05:38:16 AM »
Our combat mission is ending, but our commitment to Iraq's future is not.

Barack Obama


Al Qaeda takes Fallujah.

We could do this all day .....
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Re: Irony 1 and irony 2
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2014, 06:01:31 AM »
re:  Irony 1, don't they judge all Catholics on the basis of a few priests, who were probably part of a coordinated effort to infiltrate seminaries to undermine the Church?
Why?  Well, because I'm a bastard, that's why.


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