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I got my Obamacare enrollment packet from the White House
« on: January 19, 2014, 01:53:09 PM »


I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my  "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.





It contained:

· An aspirin and a band-aid.

· An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker

· A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign

· A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody'  poster

· A 'Tax the Rich' banner

· An application for unemployment and a free cellphone

· An application for food stamps

· A prayer rug

· A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren

· And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.


Everything was made in " China " and all directions were in Spanish.



Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.




 
 




 
 
 
 
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