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Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« on: January 13, 2014, 05:20:08 PM »


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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2014, 05:33:53 PM »
He should have included a CD of Obama's greatest speeches.  Like the one Obama gave to the Queen of England. :whistle:
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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2014, 06:30:00 PM »
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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2014, 06:35:15 PM »
Gimme a couple of boxes of Shredded Wheat and a couple a big bottles of Metamucil, and I'll make that Commie bastard a potato he'll never forget....

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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2014, 07:06:12 PM »
Why would Kerry do this??   :shrug:
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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2014, 07:25:03 PM »
Why would Kerry do this??   :shrug:



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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014, 07:25:50 AM »
Gimme a couple of boxes of Shredded Wheat and a couple a big bottles of Metamucil, and I'll make that Commie bastard a potato he'll never forget....

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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014, 07:28:39 AM »
Gimme a couple of boxes of Shredded Wheat and a couple a big bottles of Metamucil, and I'll make that Commie bastard a potato he'll never forget....

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Now, now. Not even Kerry deserves that ....  :whistle:
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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2014, 09:14:36 AM »
Now, now. Not even Kerry deserves that ....  :whistle:

You are, as usual, correct.  He deserves it laced with Exlax, too. :silly:
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim tribute to patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. . . . reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2014, 09:18:33 AM »
Mind you, thinking on this further - it's a trap.

Russia, like the US, has a pretty strict bio-quarantine going on. If Kerry took two raw potatoes to Russia, he could have accidentally devastated the potato crop there.

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Re: Kerry Presents Russian Counterpart with a Pair of Potatoes
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2014, 09:22:03 AM »
Imagine a Russia without Vodka.
As horrid a spectacle as Teresa Heinz Kerry without gin-soaked raisins!
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