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Re: Feds Fund Validation of Penis-Measuring Tool For Custom-Fit Condoms
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2014, 11:16:56 PM »
and we can't afford to pay our veterans the benefits we promised them. /s

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Re: Feds Fund Validation of Penis-Measuring Tool For Custom-Fit Condoms
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2014, 11:19:42 PM »
I need to think up something completely asinine so I can get some free money from the feds.
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Re: Feds Fund Validation of Penis-Measuring Tool For Custom-Fit Condoms
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2014, 11:20:57 PM »
I need to think up something completely asinine so I can get some free money from the feds.

yep...the time has come to market the football bat and the soup sandwich.

Where are those grant application forms....??


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Re: Feds Fund Validation of Penis-Measuring Tool For Custom-Fit Condoms
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2014, 02:23:21 AM »
yep...the time has come to market the football bat and the soup sandwich.

Where are those grant application forms....??

You are too late, Chief.



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