The Official Barack Obama Bullsh*t Decoder
Likely you have noticed. You hear Barack Obama say something today and it just doesn’t seem to be what you remember him saying originally. It seems very different. To assist liberals in understanding what Barack Obama means when he says something I have compiled an Obama Bullsh*t Decoder that should be of great aid.
What Obama said What it means
“If you like your health insurance plan, you can keep it” No you can’t.
“If you like your doctor, you can keep your doctor” No you can’t.
Obamacare will save you ”about $2,500 per year.” No it won’t
“The NSA is not abusing its power” Yes it is.
If you make less than $250,000 per year you won’t pay one Yes you will
penny more in taxes.
Benghazi “protest” was caused by a video No it wasn’t
“I said benghazi was a terrorist attack from the beginning.” No you didn’t.
“First of all, I didn’t set a red line,” Yes you did.
“You didn’t build that” Yes I did.
Obamacare fee is not a new tax Yes it is.
“We shouldn’t mandate the purchase of health care” ’Nuff said.
Would have the most transparent administration in history LMAO
I never met my uncle. Lived with him
No more wiretapping of citizens Worse now than ever.
Mother was denied insurance An abominable lie.
Knew nothing about IRS abuse. Not credible
Al Qaeda is on the run Um, nope.
This should provide a solid foundation for translating Barack Obama’s words and promises. The simple rule of thumb is assume that whatever Obama says is a lie. The truth is the almost always the opposite of what he claims because he rarely does anything but lie.
You can’t lose.
This is epitome of the Peter Principle. Barack Obama got where be is by pitting groups against each other, constantly blaming others for everything, never accepting responsibility and lying all the time. This worked just fine when there was someone else to blame but now at the top of the food chain there’s no one left at whom to point a finger. Despite that, Obama still tries to convince us he knows nothing about anything but is the first to claim credit for anything that succeeds.
Obama benefits enormously from two things. One, as I have written here countless times, liberals have zero long term memory and are willing to believe whatever Obama says at any time. Two, Obama has used his skin color to his advantage. For all too long the media has regarded Obama as a national treasure- the first (half) black President- and has been painfully obsequious. They have unquestionably swallowed his lies without so much as a frown. They have acted as a part of the Democrat National Committee rather than the Fourth Estate. Ralph Nader recognized this in 2008. To this day it continues. Virtually all criticism of Obama is dismissed as racist. Had Barack Obama be close to truthful he certainly wouldn’t have been re-elected, and very possibly not elected in the first place. Only now when events are spinning completely out of control is the media being somewhat shaken out of its stupor.
Barack Obama is a liar and has always been a liar. More than ever, you have to be an idiot to believe anything he says.
Yesterday, upon the stair,
I met a President who wasn’t there.
He wasn’t there again today,
I wish, I wish he’d go away…
When I applied for a 501 (C)3,
The President was waiting there for me
But when the websites began to fall,
I couldn’t see him there at all!
Go away, go away, don’t you come back any more!
Go away, go away, and please don’t slam the door…
Last night I saw upon the stair,
A President who wasn’t there,
He wasn’t there again today
Oh, how I wish he’d go away… http://floppingaces.net/2013/12/29/the-official-barack-obama-bullsht-decoder/