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Brad and I will be Grand Marshals at this year's San Diego Pride Parade, and we were looking for just the right touch to add a bit of pizazz to our appearance. So when we stumbled across the PASSION NATURAL WATER BASED LUBRICANT - 55 GALLON drum, we felt we'd struck gold: "Just enough volume to soak an entire parade of spectators, and yet it fits easily in our float." Double win.Now, how to spray the lube on the exicted on-lookers? Why, by water pump gun, of course. To test our delivery mechanism, we purchased a drum for our back yard and set up a slip and slide. I had Brad charge towards me down the slide, and I fired at will. It helped to imagine he was a Klingon Bird of Prey: Target that explosion and FIRE.What I didn't expect was that Brad's forward momentum would cause him to crash into me, upending the entire drum along with us. Utter chaos. Our unfortunate cats, who had come out to judge our activities as cats will, were caught in the deluge. Looking like drowned rats, they howled and sped around the yard in hysterical circles, then tried for tn minutes to climb a tree.Once again, the neighbors thought we'd set something on fire, so the LAFD arrived shortly afterwards. Try explaining any of this to a stranger, especially a hunky one in uniform. "Hose me down?" I offered. He kindly did, then retrieved our cats out of the tree with only minor scratches to the face.
. The man's got opinions. And a definite wry outlook on life.
I have a daughter who's always posting something from George's Facebook page. The man's got opinions. And a definite wry outlook on life.
Interesting, SP. I saw that Shatner was a ham. But, I thought it was just a schtick. I loved Star Trek back in the day. Now, some of the episodes are a little bit too silly even for me.
he never hides it but also never makes a fuss about it.
He always makes a fuss about it.. I like him anyway. Funny dude. One of those top 100 people I would like to have a drink with.
