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I must be a redneck
« on: December 23, 2013, 12:43:06 pm »


I MUST BE A REDNECK .......... This is



not the type of Redneck jokes we normally hear, this



is a bit different.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of . If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are...................

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
Someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if:You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.





If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
You, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
Same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA !

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Offline WAYNE

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 01:50:38 pm »
  I qualify too.. :patriot:

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 02:04:45 pm »
 :thumbsup:
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 08:19:15 pm »
Me, too....
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2013, 08:31:25 pm »
Same here!


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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2013, 09:21:26 pm »
Count me in. I reckon we oughta form a club.
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2013, 08:50:12 pm »
Count me in. I reckon we oughta form a club.

I thought maybe the club already existed; the proud to be American club. :patriot:

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2013, 09:48:05 pm »
And not one of us owns a damned onsie, either!

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2013, 12:30:14 am »
100% redneck and proud of it!   :patriot:
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2013, 12:40:49 am »
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You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

Only do that for the American National Anthem (hey, it's respect to friends, right?).  :whistle:

Otherwise, my neck is bright red and the farmers tan resplendent.
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2013, 03:57:17 pm »
Only do that for the American National Anthem (hey, it's respect to friends, right?).  :whistle:

Otherwise, my neck is bright red and the farmers tan resplendent.

That farmers tan looks resplendent with an arrangement of red, white, and blue.