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Offline rangerrebew

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I must be a redneck
« on: December 23, 2013, 07:43:06 AM »


I MUST BE A REDNECK .......... This is



not the type of Redneck jokes we normally hear, this



is a bit different.


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to
Take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that
Values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand
Before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
Choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are
Made of . If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends.
Y'all know who ya are...................

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You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to
Be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God..'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing
The 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas'
Instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when
Someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

You might be a redneck if:You treat our armed forces
Veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if:You've never burned an
American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe
And you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and
Raised your kids to do the same.
Some of you are so old you don't have elders to respect.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to
A friend.





If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that
You, like me, have just enough Red Neck in you to have the
Same beliefs as those talked about in this email.

God Bless the USA !

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2013, 08:50:38 AM »
  I qualify too.. :patriot:

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2013, 09:04:45 AM »
 :thumbsup:
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Offline Rapunzel

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2013, 03:19:15 PM »
Me, too....
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2013, 03:31:25 PM »
Same here!


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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2013, 04:21:26 PM »
Count me in. I reckon we oughta form a club.
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #6 on: December 25, 2013, 03:50:12 PM »
Count me in. I reckon we oughta form a club.

I thought maybe the club already existed; the proud to be American club. :patriot:
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #7 on: December 25, 2013, 04:48:05 PM »
And not one of us owns a damned onsie, either!

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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #8 on: December 25, 2013, 07:30:14 PM »
100% redneck and proud of it!   :patriot:
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #9 on: December 25, 2013, 07:40:49 PM »
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You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your
Hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem

Only do that for the American National Anthem (hey, it's respect to friends, right?).  :whistle:

Otherwise, my neck is bright red and the farmers tan resplendent.
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Re: I must be a redneck
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2013, 10:57:17 AM »
Only do that for the American National Anthem (hey, it's respect to friends, right?).  :whistle:

Otherwise, my neck is bright red and the farmers tan resplendent.

That farmers tan looks resplendent with an arrangement of red, white, and blue.
America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. Abraham Lincoln

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. Abraham Lincoln

Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm. Abraham Lincoln


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