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Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« on: December 20, 2013, 09:06:16 AM »
Washington, D.C. – The office of Nevada Senator Harry Reid released the following statement today from spokesman Adam Jentleson:

“Early this morning, Senator Reid was not feeling well and as a precaution decided to go to the hospital. Tests have been conducted and everything is normal.  He is alert, resting and feeling better.

“Doctors have asked that he remain in the hospital for observation so he will not be working today.”



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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2013, 09:07:13 AM »
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.@SenatorReid has been hospitalized after not feeling well. He won't be working in the Senate today &remains in the hospital for observation
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2013, 09:08:10 AM »
Join the club, Pinky. We haven't "felt well" since Jan. 20, 2009. No  hospitalization for us, though.
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2013, 09:13:09 AM »
Heavenly Father, please take Harry home with you.  His work here is done.    :whistle:
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2013, 09:17:26 AM »
I was taught never wish ill on someone.

However, I see nothing wrong with not praying for his recovery.

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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2013, 09:26:07 AM »
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2013, 09:27:30 AM »
I was taught never wish ill on someone.

However, I see nothing wrong with not praying for his recovery.
There are so many people on my prayer list. I just forgot to add Pinky.  :whistle:
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2013, 09:58:22 AM »
I was taught never wish ill on someone.

However, I see nothing wrong with not praying for his recovery.

I guess you could say you can't pray for his recovery because you are too busy praying for the recovery of the American way of life.
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2013, 10:10:25 AM »
"On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero." Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"

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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2013, 10:21:50 AM »
Heavenly Father, please take Harry home with you.  His work here is done.    :whistle:

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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2013, 10:41:24 AM »
"Everything is normal"

Guess that means he's still the same A-hole.
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2013, 11:50:01 AM »
"Everything is normal"

Guess that means he's still the same A-hole.
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2013, 06:32:01 PM »
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UPDATE: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid released from hospital after being treated for exhaustion - @jeffzeleny @ABC

What's he got to be exhausted about?
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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2013, 06:35:06 PM »
NewsBreaker ‏@NewsBreaker 1m

UPDATE: Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid released from hospital after being treated for exhaustion - @jeffzeleny @ABC

What's he got to be exhausted about?
Exhausted????? More like he was laughing his rear end of so much he could stand up anymore from the gut ache!


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Re: Statement From The Office Of Senator Reid [Hosptialized]
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2013, 06:39:14 PM »
Wow!  An additional day of life was just added to the country.


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