Author Topic: Government opening free gas stations in poor neighborhoods [Satire]  (Read 558 times)

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« Last Edit: December 14, 2013, 04:28:32 PM by Atomic Cow »
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim tribute to patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. . . . reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
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Re: Government opening free has stations in poor neighborhoods
« Reply #1 on: December 14, 2013, 04:07:58 PM »
Before anyone gets too angry, this one has been going around for a while. The source is the Daily Currant which is a satire site.

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Re: Government opening free has stations in poor neighborhoods
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2013, 04:08:53 PM »
I was going to ask if this is a joke...thank goodness it is


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Re: Government opening free has stations in poor neighborhoods
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2013, 04:13:38 PM »
Before anyone gets too angry, this one has been going around for a while. The source is the Daily Currant which is a satire site.

Thanks for setting the record right!
"Of all the dispositions and habits which lead to political prosperity, religion and morality are indispensable supports. In vain would that man claim tribute to patriotism who should labor to subvert these great pillars of human happiness -- these firmest props of the duties of men and citizens. . . . reason and experience both forbid us to expect that national morality can prevail in exclusion of religious principles."
George Washington

"Only a virtuous people are capable of freedom. As nations become more corrupt and vicious, they have more need of masters."
Benjamin Franklin

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Re: Government opening free gas stations in poor neighborhoods [Satire]
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2013, 04:29:04 PM »
I've added [Satire] to the title so as to avoid confusion.
"...And these atomic bombs which science burst upon the world that night were strange, even to the men who used them."  H. G. Wells, The World Set Free, 1914

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