Three guys show up at the Pearly Gates at the same time. St. Peter tells them that in order to get in, they have to show him something in their pockets that reminds him of Christmas.
The first guy feels around in his pockets, pulls out a cigarette lighter, lights it and holds it up....he tells St. Peter "This is a candle" and in he goes.
The second guy pulls out his car keys, gives them a shake and says "They sound like bells!" St. Peter lets him in.
The third guy pulls a pair of women's panties out of his pocket and holds them up. St. Peter looks at him and the guy says...