I think Rielle is surprised when a fart comes out of her fanny. You know just the same look on her face as a dog does when it farts, wondering what was that. As my mother once told me years ago, they cheat on their wives with you, they will cheat on you.
You're exactly right, but don't make me laugh like that!
The skeptic is never for real. There he stands, cocktail in hand, left arm draped languorously on one end of the mantelpiece, telling you that he can't be sure of anything, not even of his own existence. I'll give you my secret method of demolishing universal skepticism in four words. Whisper to him: "Your fly is open." If he thinks knowledge is so all-fired impossible, why does he always look? — James Sire (from, The Universe Next Door)