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« on: November 25, 2013, 12:22:10 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2013, 12:34:35 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2013, 12:50:38 PM »
Speaking of Jerry Lewis, I remember reading one time about how he believed women could not be funny, and that the current crop was no exception.

While I think that might be an exaggeration on Lewis's part (they can be funny, perhaps in a different way), he has a point. Very few modern female comedians are funny. So much of it is shock and filth. It's as if everyone is trying to be the next Mrs. Lenny Bruce.

Jerry is correct.  No female related adjective or noun should ever be in the same sentence as "comedian".
Why?  Well, because I'm a bastard, that's why.

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« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2013, 01:03:39 PM »
I don't know, I've always kind of liked Rita Rudner:
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
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