Author Topic: The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC  (Read 353 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Cincinnatus

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 5,514
The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC
« on: November 20, 2013, 01:54:14 AM »
Quote
1) The total extent of your knowledge about the world before 1970 is that Hitler was a lot like George W. Bush.

2) You once lectured the plumber clearing a clog in your toilet because you thought he didn't appreciate all the benefits he had received from "white privilege."

3) Not only do you have Sandra Fluke's autograph, you paid for it and it's hanging in your house.

4) You once took a sign to a protest that said, "Who Needs Oil? I Ride The Bus."

5) You are "pro-choice" on abortion, but believe religious groups should be forced to pay for your birth control.

6) You think a Republican founded the KKK.

7) You cried yourself to sleep one night last week because you're so upset at how mean people are to poor Alec Baldwin.

8) You've used the words, "That's Bush's fault," in the last month.

9) You've laughed at a rape joke about Sarah Palin within an hour of claiming Republicans are waging a "war on women."

10) You once actually said, "If Chris Matthews says it, you can take it to the bank!"

11) You don't believe Barack Obama has ever lied to anyone, but if he did, you're sure he did it for their own good!

12) You don't understand why Obama still hasn't prosecuted Bush for being behind 9/11 yet.

13) You'd be in favor of emptying the terrorists out of Guantanamo Bay so you could send Christians and Tea Partiers there instead.

14) You believe Ed Schultz is a moderate voice of reasoned debate.

15) You once called a conservative black man a racist for saying everyone should be treated equally.

16) You refuse to call Washington's pro-football team "the Redskins," but refer to Tea Partiers as "Teabaggers."

17) You supported Obamacare all the way, but were shocked to find out that your insurance wasn't free when it went into effect.

18) You blame Republicans for all the problems with Obamacare even though it was passed entirely with Democrat votes.

19) You hate the slanted news you get from places like Fox, which is why you prefer to get your news from unbiased commentators like Rachel Maddow and Piers Morgan.

20) You get so angry about those darn hunters! How can they kill animals for food when they could just buy it at the grocery store like everyone else?


http://townhall.com/columnists/johnhawkins/2013/11/19/the-top-20-signs-that-you-get-all-your-news-from-msnbc-n1749089?utm_source=thdaily&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=nl
We shall never be abandoned by Heaven while we act worthy of its aid ~~ Samuel Adams

Online 240B

  • Lord of all things Orange!
  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 5,721
Re: The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2013, 02:36:33 AM »
21. You love and support all the Arab and M.E. oil exploration and development, but oppose any American development and use of oil. It is OK if those 'little brown people' expose themselves to contamination and pollute the Earth, and then sell it to us to burn, as long as America is not doing it.
 
Makes perfect 'Liberal' sense. It makes sense to them anyway, I guess?
You cannot "COEXIST" with people who want to kill you.

Offline aligncare

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 18,675
  • Congrats Donald Trump! 45th POTUS!
Re: The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2013, 06:35:25 AM »
22. You wear rectangular glasses and strive for that androgynous look.
Some #NeverTrumpers are like the pockets of Japanese who didn't know the war was over

Online EC

  • Shanghaied Editor
  • Member
  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 17,639
  • Conspiracy engineer. Low rates.
Re: The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2013, 07:44:10 AM »
23. You will talk about social justice at the drop of a hat, but won't drop a buck to a homeless guy.
The fastest way to a man's heart? Inch to the right of the breastbone, between the fourth and fifth rib.

Every time I start to feel boring, I remember there is a monthly magazine devoted to elevators.

Avatar from Mythtickle

I've got a website now: Smoke and Ink

Offline alicewonders

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 12,857
  • Live life-it's too short to butt heads w buttheads
Re: The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2013, 08:09:44 AM »
24.  You're sitting in a McDonald's parking lot sipping a Pumpkin Latte while your electric car is charging at the little charging station - and your car is plastered with NO MORE COAL bumperstickers. 
Don't tread on me.   8888madkitty

We told you Trump would win - bigly!

Online andy58-in-nh

  • Hero Member
  • ****
  • Posts: 5,318
Re: The Top 20 Signs That You Get All Your News From MSNBC
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2013, 08:37:36 AM »
24.  You're sitting in a McDonald's parking lot sipping a Pumpkin Latte while your electric car is charging at the little charging station - and your car is plastered with NO MORE COAL bumperstickers.


Liberalism isn't really about making the world a better place. It's about reassuring the elites that they are good people for wanting to rule over it.


Share me

Digg  Facebook  SlashDot  Delicious  Technorati  Twitter  Google  Yahoo
Smf