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Offline Cincinnatus

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« on: November 01, 2013, 03:47:29 PM »
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Offline mountaineer

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« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2013, 06:51:43 PM »
If I had a child who received such a notice from a government school, I would ask my pediatrician to write the following: 

Please excuse little Johnny from school lunches. As his physician, I have decided he may eat only the lunches packed by his mother. Sadly, little Johnny is allergic to bureaucratic stupidity and banana republic-style dictatorships, and he requires a special diet of freedom, as exemplified by whatever his mother chooses for his lunch.
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Offline rangerrebew

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« Reply #2 on: November 01, 2013, 07:42:22 PM »
If I had a child who received such a notice from a government school, I would ask my pediatrician to write the following: 

Please excuse little Johnny from school lunches. As his physician, I have decided he may eat only the lunches packed by his mother. Sadly, little Johnny is allergic to bureaucratic stupidity and banana republic-style dictatorships, and he requires a special diet of freedom, as exemplified by whatever his mother chooses for his lunch.

You might want to add "if little Johnny wants a condom, that's okay."  Oh, yeah, they don't need a parent's permission for that, do they? :nono:
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