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What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« on: October 21, 2013, 08:40:05 AM »

Me?  I'm a FREE MARKETEER, but most of you probably already know that.  Take the quiz and share...

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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2013, 08:47:00 AM »
Well Victor as surprising as it may be I came out a free marketer as well!
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2013, 08:47:34 AM »
Neo-con???


But I really WASN'T kidding with America, F*ck Yeah
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2013, 08:48:04 AM »
 :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

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You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

The irony is I detest sports in general and football in particular. Well, except hockey and rugby, I like a bit of mayhem.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2013, 09:34:00 AM »
You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

Probably true, in my case.  I didn't like the question about what kind of meal and movie I'd bring along on a "hot date" with Ann Coulter, because none of them really worked for me. In my case, I'd cook dinner for her myself and then have us watch Casablanca on the couch with a couple of glasses of brandy. Hey: it's my fantasy.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2013, 09:54:06 AM »
:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

The irony is I detest sports in general and football in particular. Well, except hockey and rugby, I like a bit of mayhem.
Are we talking football or, um, football? (Gridiron or soccer?)
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2013, 10:18:22 AM »
Are we talking football or, um, football? (Gridiron or soccer?)

Both  :laugh: Soccer is simply boring. Gridiron is even more boring plus they wear pads. Rugby players tape their ears so they don't get torn off, and that is about it.  :laugh:
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2013, 10:20:00 AM »
You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it's terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.


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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2013, 10:20:55 AM »
Rugby players tape their ears so they don't get torn off, and that is about it.  :laugh:

Now THAT is a sport. Rugby players are hardcore.

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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2013, 10:21:13 AM »
FREEDOM CRUSADER
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2013, 10:26:14 AM »
Result: Free Marketeer
Free Marketeer

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2013, 10:27:13 AM »
:patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot: :patriot:

The irony is I detest sports in general and football in particular. Well, except hockey and rugby, I like a bit of mayhem.

How about Cricket?
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2013, 10:33:34 AM »
You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it's terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.


 :silly:

Actually - you ain't far off. I know you self identify as a liberal, but to me it seems you are more a liberal from the 70's, not the current Progressive crop. Decent enough, want small government, transparency and a reasonable safety net for those who actually need it.

Now THAT is a sport. Rugby players are hardcore.

Damn right - only better fun than watching rugby is playing it  :laugh: Biting, punching and eye gouging is discouraged but not actually banned.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2013, 10:34:47 AM »
How about Cricket?

I watched a cricket match once. Once was enough. Someone kindly woke me up at end of play.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2013, 10:38:00 AM »
Result: Freedom Crusader 
Freedom Crusader

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it's terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.




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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2013, 11:10:07 AM »
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You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in championing liberty over tyranny, apple pie over sushi, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

I like football, but don't like NASCAR. I see better races on the highway. I do like kids soccer, football, baseball, basketball, and football...as long as my grandkids are playing.  ^-^

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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2013, 11:39:38 AM »
I like football, but don't like NASCAR. I see better races on the highway. I do like kids soccer, football, baseball, basketball, and football...as long as my grandkids are playing.  ^-^

My grandfather loves NASCAR, and I really don't think I will ever understand.

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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2013, 11:57:39 AM »
My grandfather loves NASCAR, and I really don't think I will ever understand.

So does my sister. She has a severely handicapped child, so doesn't get out much. Even so, we know better than to visit during NASCAR, unless we want to be quiet and watch it with her.

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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2013, 12:10:07 PM »
Quiz says FREE MARKETEER, but if allowed two answers per question, I would be a National Defense-Free Market Conservative; two of the three legs.

I would waterboard a muslim terrorist, with no hesitation.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2013, 12:13:55 PM »

I would waterboard a muslim terrorist, with no hesitation.

What if you were < 10% sure he was actually a terrorist?

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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2013, 12:20:01 PM »
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I would waterboard a muslim terrorist, with no hesitation.

Yep, there were several answers in a question I could have answered too.

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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2013, 12:37:52 PM »
Well I am a Free Marketeer

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.


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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2013, 02:15:52 PM »
Flag waving everyman  :silly: :silly: :silly: yep... that's me.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2013, 02:31:30 PM »
What if you were < 10% sure he was actually a terrorist?
Waterboarding does no serious physical harm. It scares the person under interrogation, no more.

My fraternity pledging and hell week was worse than waterboarding.

Yes, if I had ten candidates, knowing just one was the terrorist, I would water board them all.

Realistically I doubt we waterboard those with probability of less than 10% of being the terrorists.
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Re: What Kind of Conservative Are You?
« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2013, 02:37:13 PM »
Waterboarding does no serious physical harm. It scares the person under interrogation, no more.



Have you ever been water boarded?


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